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pluralseveral of you have asked about the harem
I wasn't sure exactly how to explain it
so I figured I would write an advertisement
as a way of explanation.
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Harem Girls Wanted
For a luxurious lifestyle in a gorgeous seven bedroom, three bathroom, three story 1902 Victorian home. The hard wood floors and twelve foot ceilings are complemented by comfortable and stylish furniture, a DVD library with nearly 300 titles and a well-stocked bar & wine cellar.
Benefits:
Use of related properties (a horse farm, a beach house, and the Martha's Vineyard estate, to name a few)
Use of various vehicles, car/van/truck, potentially even my motorcycle (a ducati)
Frequent opportunity for sailing excursions/races (seasonal)
No scrubbing of toilets or anything else (thats the maids job)
Enjoy exquisite meals prepared by myself (literally the best chef in town)
Daily orgasms and hours upon hours of foreplay and hot monkey loving
and last but not least
Basking in my charming presence
Duties include:
Relishing all manner of sexual perversions
Selecting and reading peices of literature/poetry twice a week
Massages and other forms of pampering (feeding me grapes and olives and the like)
Miscellanious nakedness and intimate companionship
Accompanying me to various social and public events
Accompanying me on various trips and excursions
Acting as a hostess for the various dinner, cocktail and wine parties in my home
Successful candidates will be attractive, flexible, intelligent, free of all STD's and refrain from use of so called "hard" drugs
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hmm feels like I am forgetting something
but for a rough draft, it will have to do
I wasn't sure exactly how to explain it
so I figured I would write an advertisement
as a way of explanation.
---
Harem Girls Wanted
For a luxurious lifestyle in a gorgeous seven bedroom, three bathroom, three story 1902 Victorian home. The hard wood floors and twelve foot ceilings are complemented by comfortable and stylish furniture, a DVD library with nearly 300 titles and a well-stocked bar & wine cellar.
Benefits:
Use of related properties (a horse farm, a beach house, and the Martha's Vineyard estate, to name a few)
Use of various vehicles, car/van/truck, potentially even my motorcycle (a ducati)
Frequent opportunity for sailing excursions/races (seasonal)
No scrubbing of toilets or anything else (thats the maids job)
Enjoy exquisite meals prepared by myself (literally the best chef in town)
Daily orgasms and hours upon hours of foreplay and hot monkey loving
and last but not least
Basking in my charming presence
Duties include:
Relishing all manner of sexual perversions
Selecting and reading peices of literature/poetry twice a week
Massages and other forms of pampering (feeding me grapes and olives and the like)
Miscellanious nakedness and intimate companionship
Accompanying me to various social and public events
Accompanying me on various trips and excursions
Acting as a hostess for the various dinner, cocktail and wine parties in my home
Successful candidates will be attractive, flexible, intelligent, free of all STD's and refrain from use of so called "hard" drugs
---
hmm feels like I am forgetting something
but for a rough draft, it will have to do
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Date: 2004-05-27 11:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-27 11:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-27 11:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-27 12:04 pm (UTC)if your man gets outta line
you could always let him know
you have other options
*mischevious grin*
no subject
Date: 2004-05-27 12:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-27 12:55 pm (UTC)what I said to her, applies to you as well
*grin*