A trucker stops to pick up a hitchhiker. The hitcher jumps up into the cab, sits down and notices a small monkey on the dashboard. The hitch hiker says "Hey, what's up with the monkey?"
the trucker smiles and says "Watch this!" He smacks the monkey in the face. The monkey falls onto the floorboards, rolls around, gets to his feet, unzips the trucker's pants, gives him a blowjob and perches back on the dashboard.
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Date: 2004-01-19 09:20 am (UTC)A trucker stops to pick up a hitchhiker. The hitcher jumps up into the cab, sits down and notices a small monkey on the dashboard. The hitch hiker says "Hey, what's up with the monkey?"
the trucker smiles and says "Watch this!" He smacks the monkey in the face. The monkey falls onto the floorboards, rolls around, gets to his feet, unzips the trucker's pants, gives him a blowjob and perches back on the dashboard.
"That's cool!" The hitch hiker says.
"You wanna try?" the trucker asks.
"Sure, just don't hit me so hard."