M & M

[plural]

does anyone here know
what the hell one does
with a monkey?

Comments

[atillathehung.livejournal.com]

Maybe this little joke will give you some ideas:

A trucker stops to pick up a hitchhiker. The hitcher jumps up into the cab, sits down and notices a small monkey on the dashboard. The hitch hiker says "Hey, what's up with the monkey?"

the trucker smiles and says "Watch this!" He smacks the monkey in the face. The monkey falls onto the floorboards, rolls around, gets to his feet, unzips the trucker's pants, gives him a blowjob and perches back on the dashboard.

"That's cool!" The hitch hiker says.

"You wanna try?" the trucker asks.

"Sure, just don't hit me so hard."

[ludimagist.livejournal.com]

For a second I
had thought that that post had come
from snarky_haiku

[ipsafictura.livejournal.com]

People say they monkey around.

[asrei.livejournal.com]

[thawaltzingfool.livejournal.com]

um, spank it? or something like that.

[journeyto.livejournal.com]

Touch it!

You give or sell it to me!

[rosiepj.livejournal.com]

No, seriously. If you have acquired a monkey, I would love to make it my little pet. I will teach it to smoke and ride the dog like a horse.

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

train it to be your butler.