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the prior post

was primarily discussing
metaphorical penis size
as opposed to actual physical endowments

I suppose another way to say it
would be

"how big is your mojo"

not

detailing specifics or advertising
any physical qualities
I may or may not have

and I am surprised at several of you
who should know
that while I am quite pleased
with my endowments in that area
to discuss such matters
in such a manner
is boorish and crass

the post in question
was
addressing

that smug self assured feeling
you get
when you know you are the baddest motherfucker in the room

that in whatever arena
you can and will arrive victorious


In other words

It is good to be the King

Date: 2003-11-04 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ipsafictura.livejournal.com
If it makes you feel better
I knew that the big dick
in the previous post
was metaphorical in nature.

As an aside
While it was clearly your
social cock you were swinging,
I felt comfortable assuming from the
tone of your post
that you were nicely equipped
in a more literal sense.


Also, why do I always feel
driven to respond
to your posts in the same
wacky free verse thing
that you practice?

Damn you, and the
William Carlos Williams collection
you rode in on.

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