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the prior post

was primarily discussing
metaphorical penis size
as opposed to actual physical endowments

I suppose another way to say it
would be

"how big is your mojo"

not

detailing specifics or advertising
any physical qualities
I may or may not have

and I am surprised at several of you
who should know
that while I am quite pleased
with my endowments in that area
to discuss such matters
in such a manner
is boorish and crass

the post in question
was
addressing

that smug self assured feeling
you get
when you know you are the baddest motherfucker in the room

that in whatever arena
you can and will arrive victorious


In other words

It is good to be the King

Date: 2003-11-04 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geekwad.livejournal.com
Oh, we know .. but it's more fun this way.

Date: 2003-11-04 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
heh

bastards

Date: 2003-11-04 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asrei.livejournal.com
Damn..
Shatter my fantasies at work why dont you
=P

Date: 2003-11-04 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
do not take
this post to mean
that
I do not have
a great big cock

only that I was talking
about much more
than
simply having a big dick
in the
previous post

*grin*

Date: 2003-11-04 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asrei.livejournal.com
*wicked smile*

When your talking about having a big cock, whats a girl to think!

Dinner?

Date: 2003-11-04 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
*pause for effect*

yeah
I had a feeling

that post would have difficulties
hence the brief intro to it

but
it had to
be said

Re: Dinner?

Date: 2003-11-04 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asrei.livejournal.com
*grin*

Dinner?... do tell

*purr*

Date: 2003-11-04 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nandan.livejournal.com
I guess I won't tell you how disappointed I am.

Date: 2003-11-04 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ikilled007.livejournal.com
The spice of life is, as you know variety, and I happy to inform you that you will get the chance, in the not too distant future, to feel for the first time what it is like not to be the baddest motherfucker in the room, because I will be in Canada from the 14th-20th of Nov.

Date: 2003-11-04 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
my good man

I must admit a certain amount of curiousity at the concept of the two of us in close geographic proximity.

Somehow I think the results would be most interesting, amusing and probably result in several new federal laws

Date: 2003-11-04 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ipsafictura.livejournal.com
If it makes you feel better
I knew that the big dick
in the previous post
was metaphorical in nature.

As an aside
While it was clearly your
social cock you were swinging,
I felt comfortable assuming from the
tone of your post
that you were nicely equipped
in a more literal sense.


Also, why do I always feel
driven to respond
to your posts in the same
wacky free verse thing
that you practice?

Damn you, and the
William Carlos Williams collection
you rode in on.

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