plural

I have heard my friends
from time to time
complain about their sex lives
specifically about women turning down their advances

well

so go out and get yourself some good loving
[and allow me to live vicariously through you for once]

in other news
I had a date last night
was quite fun
I taught her how to play pool
as she had never played before

this whole not sleeping with people thing
is a lot harder than it looks
especially the part of explaining
why you aren't sleeping with them
without offending them in some way
[which never really works]

today is day 14
which means tomorrow will constitute the longest
period of celibacy I can remember

I am determined however
to consider it an excercise in willpower
but
I have to admit
I am not really understanding the whole
"It will be good for you" thing
so far all it has done
is offended two women
[which is fairly dangerous in this part of the world]