maybe when hell freezes over...

[plural]

I have heard my friends
from time to time
complain about their sex lives
specifically about women turning down their advances

well


so go out and get yourself some good loving
[and allow me to live vicariously through you for once]


in other news
I had a date last night
was quite fun
I taught her how to play pool
as she had never played before

this whole not sleeping with people thing
is a lot harder than it looks
especially the part of explaining
why you aren't sleeping with them
without offending them in some way
[which never really works]

today is day 14
which means tomorrow will constitute the longest
period of celibacy I can remember

I am determined however
to consider it an excercise in willpower
but
I have to admit
I am not really understanding the whole
"It will be good for you" thing
so far all it has done
is offended two women
[which is fairly dangerous in this part of the world]

Comments

[evilegg.livejournal.com]

Ok, you brought it up, sort of...
So you aren't having sex with the ladies, but are you having sex with yourself?
What does celibacy mean to you?

[plural.livejournal.com]

I am indeed having sex with myself
[and thank god for that]

while I am not attempt to define celibacy in general
in the scope of the agreement/bet I have made defines
as celibacy "no penetration"

so I could go down on a girl
but my cock cant enter any orifice
of her body

I have made a bet
that I can go two months
without having sex
[or four times the longest period]
[I have gone without sex]
[since I began having sex]

several of my friends
had been suggesting that I would benefit
from taking a break from sexual activities
which seemed entirely to alien a concept for me
but then one turned it into a contest of will
which I could not refuse
[he accused me of not having the will to abstain]
so
I cannot have sex until february 6th
at the moment I must admit
I am questioning my judgment
in making such a wager
but as I never lose and am not planning to start
I am determine to succeed

does that answer your question?

I hope you will forgive any rambling
I might be guilty of as I am exceedingly drunk
at the moment

*soft smile*

[pimpwiththeears.livejournal.com]

ah! your icon is from sinfest!

[plural.livejournal.com]

yep
sinfest rocks

Now that you brought it up...

[mselfie.livejournal.com]

Does it take a stronger person not to give in to their own will, or not to bend to the will of others?

[geekwad.livejournal.com]

Well. It used to.
Back in the day.

[plural.livejournal.com]

has it slipped?
I
havent been keeping up

[geekwad.livejournal.com]

Oh, a long long time ago. Yeah.
It was good for a while though.

Re:

[evilegg.livejournal.com]

What about sheep- I mean, if it's consensual and all?

(I would never suggest you rape a sheep.)

*grin*

[plural.livejournal.com]

techinically
the terms of the bet
apply to penetration as a whole
and as I am only likely to pentrate a woman
[or the occasional appropriately shaved llama]
for simplicity I referred to the terms in that regard.

penetration of men, sheep, and all other forms of living organisims would be considered a losing condition with regard to this bet

Re: *grin*

[evilegg.livejournal.com]

::muttering, throwing out sheep costume::