Advice from one who has failed to follow it

[plural]

Men,

It is important to find a woman who works around the house,
cooks,and who has a job.

It is important to find a woman who makes you laugh.

It is important to find a woman who is dependable and doesn't lie.

It is important to find a woman who's good in bed
and who loves to have sex with you.

and finally

It is very important that these four women never meet.


[sorry this just amused me]

Comments

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

these things aren't impossible in one broad... You've met Heather.

[plural.livejournal.com]

that I have
and
I do not believe that they are

I sort of have to believe
that is possible
considering
I am a monogamist
[see below]

you should know by now
that I adore posting random things
which amuse me
even if they are not inline
with my personal belief
*grin*