Advice from one who has failed to follow it

[plural]

Men,

It is important to find a woman who works around the house,
cooks,and who has a job.

It is important to find a woman who makes you laugh.

It is important to find a woman who is dependable and doesn't lie.

It is important to find a woman who's good in bed
and who loves to have sex with you.

and finally

It is very important that these four women never meet.


[sorry this just amused me]

Comments

[chelchik.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, but the real secret is to find the ONE woman that does all these things. :P

[majorweather.livejournal.com]

Hey, in Utah, it wouldn't be a problem.

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

these things aren't impossible in one broad... You've met Heather.

[plural.livejournal.com]

you know
I have never had a problem with
nor ever
been interested in

bigamy

women are a seriously wonderful
pain in the ass

I greatly enjoy having one
but
more than that

well
I am just not that much
of a glutton for punishment
*sly grin*

[plural.livejournal.com]

that I have
and
I do not believe that they are

I sort of have to believe
that is possible
considering
I am a monogamist
[see below]

you should know by now
that I adore posting random things
which amuse me
even if they are not inline
with my personal belief
*grin*

[princezna.livejournal.com]

har har hardy har... *sticks tongue out*

[chaudfeu.livejournal.com]

That's a knee slapper.