plural: (earl)
plural ([personal profile] plural) wrote2002-10-24 04:26 pm

Advice from one who has failed to follow it

Men,

It is important to find a woman who works around the house,
cooks,and who has a job.

It is important to find a woman who makes you laugh.

It is important to find a woman who is dependable and doesn't lie.

It is important to find a woman who's good in bed
and who loves to have sex with you.

and finally

It is very important that these four women never meet.


[sorry this just amused me]

[identity profile] chelchik.livejournal.com 2002-10-24 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhh, but the real secret is to find the ONE woman that does all these things. :P

[identity profile] majorweather.livejournal.com 2002-10-24 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, in Utah, it wouldn't be a problem.

[identity profile] plural.livejournal.com 2002-10-24 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
you know
I have never had a problem with
nor ever
been interested in

bigamy

women are a seriously wonderful
pain in the ass

I greatly enjoy having one
but
more than that

well
I am just not that much
of a glutton for punishment
*sly grin*

[identity profile] budhaboy.livejournal.com 2002-10-24 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
these things aren't impossible in one broad... You've met Heather.

[identity profile] plural.livejournal.com 2002-10-24 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
that I have
and
I do not believe that they are

I sort of have to believe
that is possible
considering
I am a monogamist
[see below]

you should know by now
that I adore posting random things
which amuse me
even if they are not inline
with my personal belief
*grin*

[identity profile] princezna.livejournal.com 2002-10-24 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
har har hardy har... *sticks tongue out*

[identity profile] chaudfeu.livejournal.com 2002-10-24 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a knee slapper.