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[plural]

fuckin iowans

where the hell did I leave my thermonuclear weapons again

damn things, never can find em when I need em

what am I rambling about

well yall remember that speeding ticket I got in Iowa during my trip

well I tried to fight it but they said I had to show up to contest it
threw the lawyer I hired right the hell out of the courtroom

so what could I do it wasn't worth flying out there
I paid the damn thing and the extra fees
the fuckers piled on just because they could

whatever
it was cheaper than flying out there
no worries right

well I just got a letter from the Iowa Department of Transportation

they are suspending my drivers license and requiring me to file and SR-22
in IO-FUCKING-WA because of a "serious violation - speed"

I was tagged for 91 in a 55 on a freaking highway
it wasn't like I was doing 80 in a school zone

christ

of course the bust was bullshit he had nothing but opinion
"uh you were going too fast"
"I think you were doing"
*deep ass scratch*
"about 91, yeah that's it"

fucker
I was doing 125
so I know you are full of shit

which means you committed perjury when you swore in that ticket

fucker

so now they want to suspend my license till
April 2003 and charge me $200 in April
to get it back

fuck them

I would rather go on a postal murder spree

see there is a downside to having principles
I can not abide being fucked over

I have no problem with legitimate busts
sure I will fight em that's the system
if I lose I accept it and deal with it

and even if I am getting fucked
I can deal with it
but for christ sake

fuck me once and leave me alone

I don't want a relationship here

Comments

[dew.livejournal.com]

dOES THIS MEAN YOU ARE 17, 3 AND 1?

[plural.livejournal.com]

nope
it still counts as a traffic violation

has to be reckless or the like
to become a misdemeanor