Moral Turpitude and other fun plans for the evening

[plural]

In my current ponderings
I have decided something
I am not making the best use
of the investment I made in my house

I attempted and failed
a program
by which I slept in a different bedroom
each night of the week
with the weekends reserved for the master bedroom
but I found
that I only had beds
in two of the spare bedrooms
which meant I would have to sleep on the floor in the other two

I tried to alternate bathrooms
but found myself
getting overly confused
as I never could remember which
I was supposed to use next

I have therefore decided to rectify this concern

how?

I shall tell you...

I have decided to recruit for myself

a harem

I think I will start
with three women
and leave the fourth spot open
for the right someone

Hmmm
wondering if I could advertise for something like that?
put up a sign..

Harem Girls Wanted...
Inquire within...

Hmm I think my homeowner's association might not like that.

Maybe a newspaper ad...

Wanted beautiful intelligent women
to join a fledgling harem

Job duties will include...
lounging mostly naked on giant pillows,
feeding me grapes and other delectable treats
fanning, massaging, reading and composing poetry
providing an escorting to various social functions
and other various forms of companionship

hmm yes
I rather like that.

Oh and I should probably ask them to include a photo as well...

Comments

Re:

[plural.livejournal.com]

Hmm,
I was only half-way joking
and I already have a maid,
and as much as the cliche appeals to my humorous side
and am a little young to have neices of legal age..
however-
I have always been good at fostering international relations,
*grin*

Re:

[kansaschica.livejournal.com]

LOL so there ya go...