Moral Turpitude and other fun plans for the evening

[plural]

In my current ponderings
I have decided something
I am not making the best use
of the investment I made in my house

I attempted and failed
a program
by which I slept in a different bedroom
each night of the week
with the weekends reserved for the master bedroom
but I found
that I only had beds
in two of the spare bedrooms
which meant I would have to sleep on the floor in the other two

I tried to alternate bathrooms
but found myself
getting overly confused
as I never could remember which
I was supposed to use next

I have therefore decided to rectify this concern

how?

I shall tell you...

I have decided to recruit for myself

a harem

I think I will start
with three women
and leave the fourth spot open
for the right someone

Hmmm
wondering if I could advertise for something like that?
put up a sign..

Harem Girls Wanted...
Inquire within...

Hmm I think my homeowner's association might not like that.

Maybe a newspaper ad...

Wanted beautiful intelligent women
to join a fledgling harem

Job duties will include...
lounging mostly naked on giant pillows,
feeding me grapes and other delectable treats
fanning, massaging, reading and composing poetry
providing an escorting to various social functions
and other various forms of companionship

hmm yes
I rather like that.

Oh and I should probably ask them to include a photo as well...

Comments

[kansaschica.livejournal.com]

Hehee! That was great! :)

(you could always tell the homeowners association that they're live-in housekeepers, foreign exchange students (you're doing your part to foster good international relations, you could say), or your neices...)

Re:

[plural.livejournal.com]

Hmm,
I was only half-way joking
and I already have a maid,
and as much as the cliche appeals to my humorous side
and am a little young to have neices of legal age..
however-
I have always been good at fostering international relations,
*grin*

Re:

[kansaschica.livejournal.com]

LOL so there ya go...

[mistake.livejournal.com]

Oh, good gracious you are a funny boy. Why do you have such an expansive home?

Re:

[plural.livejournal.com]

funny boy? umm see above, but I will accept the compliment regardless..

why do I have such an expansive home?
good question, I have been wondering that as well
been pondering buying a condo downtown and turn this into a rental or something
for a few reasons I guess
firstly if you believe it, it is actually
cheaper to build a large home than a small one
it isnt a mansion or anything either
5 bedrooms, 3 baths, maybe 15 rooms in all...
secondly when I was designing it
I was intending for it to be for two people
with a possiblity of rugrats in the years to come
so it seemed more practical then.
as always in life
plans changed
and now I suppose
a harem will have to do...

[zaiah.livejournal.com]

May I have an application packet please? ;)