Whose friends are these anyway?
Sep. 4th, 2002 04:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pluralOk today we are having a little fun at other peoples expense
what you might ask, makes this different than any other day?
ok, so not much
below are random quotations
taken completely out of context
which amused the hell out of me
or maybe just sort of amused me
[i am not telling]
After a long day of masturbation, I like to sit back and enjoy a glass of smooth, slightly effeminant, Mike's Hard Lemonade
are you a young priest who wants to be a milkman?
even if its all fried lard.
and masturbating for Mancow
It's gotta be so addictive, what with all the adorable little things popping out left and right...
my toilet will never look at me in the same way ever again
Why does the glue on envelopes taste sooooo bad?
when coupled with spicy guacamole-- it's not just tolerable
Speaking of strange undergarments
some of you girls better stick to the old-fashioned methods like taping a pillow to your ass
congratulations to anyone whose money was on Nikki the fish
So, uh, now I can call Sarah, and get myself off
Oh, dont worry, Lindsey, Im not gonna masturbate on yer couch
"Goddamn white folks," he yelled at me as the light changed and I drove away, still laughing uncontrollably. "This never gets them!"
what you might ask, makes this different than any other day?
ok, so not much
below are random quotations
taken completely out of context
which amused the hell out of me
or maybe just sort of amused me
[i am not telling]
After a long day of masturbation, I like to sit back and enjoy a glass of smooth, slightly effeminant, Mike's Hard Lemonade
are you a young priest who wants to be a milkman?
even if its all fried lard.
and masturbating for Mancow
It's gotta be so addictive, what with all the adorable little things popping out left and right...
my toilet will never look at me in the same way ever again
Why does the glue on envelopes taste sooooo bad?
when coupled with spicy guacamole-- it's not just tolerable
Speaking of strange undergarments
some of you girls better stick to the old-fashioned methods like taping a pillow to your ass
congratulations to anyone whose money was on Nikki the fish
So, uh, now I can call Sarah, and get myself off
Oh, dont worry, Lindsey, Im not gonna masturbate on yer couch
"Goddamn white folks," he yelled at me as the light changed and I drove away, still laughing uncontrollably. "This never gets them!"
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Date: 2002-09-04 02:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-09-04 02:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-09-04 09:19 pm (UTC)quite the reoccuring theme there
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Date: 2002-09-04 02:56 pm (UTC)Of all the things to have quoted. But damn, that IS kind of funny out of context.
I think I'm going to have to steal this idea from you.
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Date: 2002-09-04 08:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-09-04 09:18 pm (UTC)I am just like that
randomly adding people and not saying anything
yeah, twas a line I just couldnt pass up
*grin*
welcome btw
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Date: 2002-09-10 03:40 am (UTC)