Seen .... heard ... etc

[plural]

on the back of a pack Brazillian cigarettes
have a picture of a very dejected male
lying in bed with an obviously frustrated female
with the caption

"Fumar Causa Impotencia Sexual"

Smoking causes sexual impotence.

[has to be the most effective cigarette warning]
[I have ever seen, although in my fourteen years of smoking]
[I havent encountered the problem]


and


in completely unrelated news



I have decided to quit smoking

today

[what you think I am taking any fucking chances]

Comments

[crazy-talk23.livejournal.com]

hehe :) i think that is brilliant!

[dew.livejournal.com]

Your fucking chances are most definitely greater than the probability of stopping smoking.

bah

[plural.livejournal.com]

quitting is easy

*slowly lights a smoke*
*inhales deeply*

why i must have done it
hundreds of times

Re: bah

[dew.livejournal.com]

I fear the intended meaning of my comment was lost so I've added emphasis to hopefully clarify the situation.

Your "fucking" chances are most definitely greater than the probability of stopping smoking.

rofl

[plural.livejournal.com]

life is rather rough
isnt it

especially considering
the former leads to a decreased
probability of the latter

[therealturtle.livejournal.com]

TRAITOR!

ahem

[plural.livejournal.com]

see above

[therealturtle.livejournal.com]

:D