Seen .... heard ... etc
Jun. 18th, 2002 09:50 amon the back of a pack Brazillian cigarettes
have a picture of a very dejected male
lying in bed with an obviously frustrated female
with the caption
"Fumar Causa Impotencia Sexual"
Smoking causes sexual impotence.
[has to be the most effective cigarette warning]
[I have ever seen, although in my fourteen years of smoking]
[I havent encountered the problem]
and
in completely unrelated news
I have decided to quit smoking
today
[what you think I am taking any fucking chances]
have a picture of a very dejected male
lying in bed with an obviously frustrated female
with the caption
"Fumar Causa Impotencia Sexual"
Smoking causes sexual impotence.
[has to be the most effective cigarette warning]
[I have ever seen, although in my fourteen years of smoking]
[I havent encountered the problem]
and
in completely unrelated news
I have decided to quit smoking
today
[what you think I am taking any fucking chances]
no subject
Date: 2002-06-18 07:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-06-18 08:50 am (UTC)bah
Date: 2002-06-18 11:30 am (UTC)*slowly lights a smoke*
*inhales deeply*
why i must have done it
hundreds of times
Re: bah
Date: 2002-06-18 12:11 pm (UTC)Your "fucking" chances are most definitely greater than the probability of stopping smoking.
rofl
Date: 2002-06-18 07:39 pm (UTC)isnt it
especially considering
the former leads to a decreased
probability of the latter
no subject
Date: 2002-06-18 10:35 am (UTC)ahem
Date: 2002-06-18 11:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-06-18 11:45 am (UTC)