on french

[plural]

I have decided
that the next language
I learn
(after spanish)
will be french

just so I can
refuse to speak it

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[asrei.livejournal.com]

oh... but its such a sexy language *purrs quietly*

mio amore, that is why

[plural.livejournal.com]

god created Italian
that we may
serenade our lovers

and it is far sexier
in my opinion
than
french

non credereste il mio tesoro,
quanto più sexy è italiano,
quelle parole dolci,
parlato morbidamente
al vostro orecchio dal vostro amore.

Re: mio amore, that is why

[asrei.livejournal.com]

*evil grin*
glad you know it *loves Italy*

::soft smile::

[plural.livejournal.com]

but of course
i am an aesthete
before all other things

italy is delightful
i would invite you to join me
when i am there in july
but
i would be unable to resist
performing all manner of unspeakable acts
upon your person

and
i would hate for anyone
to think of me
as anything but
the consummate gentleman

::wink::

Re: ::soft smile::

[asrei.livejournal.com]

*purrs contently*

I should ask you to come to Australia in the winter and take you to a snow feild..
*smiles contently*

then you can show how gentlemanly thou art *curtseys*

::smirks::

[plural.livejournal.com]

a snow field in Australia?

how enchanting

*sly grin*

though my dahlin
I must admit that
the idea will ruin me
for all future snow fields
as
it is impossible
for me to find them
anything but sorely lacking
without your company

*soft sigh*

I have been meaning to
head down your way
for some time
actually
there are many friends
and vineyards
[old friends of a particularly delightful variety]
which I really must visit

of course
I was thinking I would go
during your summer
and escape my usual wintertime blues
[snow and Italian motorcycles]
[do not well mix]

of course

*satiated smile*

as I am in your hemisphere at the moment
winter is fast approaching
[which may be why]
[i am fleeing to spain next week]
not that one would notice
here in
Rio

Re: ::smirks::

[asrei.livejournal.com]

Yes, i know - in Sydney it is very cold.

After being locked out of work for 45 mins or so thismorning
i slightly resemble that of an ice cube

*curls ontently on your lap and purrs*

[plural.livejournal.com]

*draws my fingertips along the back of your neck*

left you out in the cold?
freezing your sweet tootsies

i should have them flogged
repeatedly

*lets your hair slide through my fingers*

whatever is the world coming too
that such
gruesome conduct
could even be conceived of