Anatomy of a great life

but first

last night by the numbers

Dinner for the gaggle: $350

Champagne and drinks for the gaggle: $280

Number of her friends I slept with: [please, I behaved myself ]
[besides they had no stamina]
[I would have needed three or four]
[just to get myself off]

Cab rides home for those that needed it: $150

Giving my sister an awesome 21st birthday: Priceless

It is good to be the king.

and I even had a reasonably good time
got the phone number of the waitress/hostess for the VIP section
[she offered]
who was nice enough to keep me company
throughout the night
so I had someone to talk to
while the gaggle did the gaggle thing

and seeing as we had the VIP section to ourselves
I think she was quite bored before we showed up
so she and I talked most of the night
I quite enjoyed it

I told her I'd call her tomorrow
and set something up for Thursday night

went home
and only had to stop twice
to let lasses out to vomit
and
thankfully
they didn't get any on the car
as I had borrowed a friend of mines bmw for the night
and
I'd hate to have soiled it in any way

got home

made the mistake of drunk IM'ing
rather embarrassing on reflection

slept very well
woke up in the morning [late]
did my daily dose of pushups and crunches and the like
[yummy]

had a conference call around midday
to talk about the deal which is closing at the end of the month
which went quite well

apparently the folks on the other side of the deal
decided to go on vacation
which freaked me out at first
but it turns out they signed all the papers before they left
so I just have to go in this week
and sign my set
and it is all good

this makes the plural happy
I've been working this deal
for about eight months
and it is nice to finally get paid

will let me clear up some stuff
might even buy myself a new car
[new to me that is]
I've been thinking about getting
a used civic or accord in the 2004-2005 range
[my penis isn't small enough to get anything nicer]

was about to have a run
when a friend invited me to join him
for a corec soccer league game
apparently they didn't have any subs
[people being out of town and whatnot]

so I dug out my bag of soccer gear
suited up
and played

had a great time
it was awesome to feel my body work
in that familiar old way

but I have to admit
it did kick my ass a bit too

jogging != soccer

even snapped a few pics
so I'll see if I got any good ones later

on the way home
I swung by my favorite Mexican place
got some black beans and rice
and some chicken in a chipotle sauce
[my favorite]

which was exactly what I needed

now I'm going to relax
watch a movie
then get a little work done
before bed

it was a good day indeed

and it remains

damn good to be the king.