Anatomy of a great life
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pluralbut first
last night by the numbers
Dinner for the gaggle: $350
Champagne and drinks for the gaggle: $280
Number of her friends I slept with: [please, I behaved myself ]
[besides they had no stamina]
[I would have needed three or four]
[just to get myself off]
Cab rides home for those that needed it: $150
Giving my sister an awesome 21st birthday: Priceless
It is good to be the king.
and I even had a reasonably good time
got the phone number of the waitress/hostess for the VIP section
[she offered]
who was nice enough to keep me company
throughout the night
so I had someone to talk to
while the gaggle did the gaggle thing
and seeing as we had the VIP section to ourselves
I think she was quite bored before we showed up
so she and I talked most of the night
I quite enjoyed it
I told her I'd call her tomorrow
and set something up for Thursday night
went home
and only had to stop twice
to let lasses out to vomit
and
thankfully
they didn't get any on the car
as I had borrowed a friend of mines bmw for the night
and
I'd hate to have soiled it in any way
got home
made the mistake of drunk IM'ing
rather embarrassing on reflection
slept very well
woke up in the morning [late]
did my daily dose of pushups and crunches and the like
[yummy]
had a conference call around midday
to talk about the deal which is closing at the end of the month
which went quite well
apparently the folks on the other side of the deal
decided to go on vacation
which freaked me out at first
but it turns out they signed all the papers before they left
so I just have to go in this week
and sign my set
and it is all good
this makes the plural happy
I've been working this deal
for about eight months
and it is nice to finally get paid
will let me clear up some stuff
might even buy myself a new car
[new to me that is]
I've been thinking about getting
a used civic or accord in the 2004-2005 range
[my penis isn't small enough to get anything nicer]
was about to have a run
when a friend invited me to join him
for a corec soccer league game
apparently they didn't have any subs
[people being out of town and whatnot]
so I dug out my bag of soccer gear
suited up
and played
had a great time
it was awesome to feel my body work
in that familiar old way
but I have to admit
it did kick my ass a bit too
jogging != soccer
even snapped a few pics
so I'll see if I got any good ones later
on the way home
I swung by my favorite Mexican place
got some black beans and rice
and some chicken in a chipotle sauce
[my favorite]
which was exactly what I needed
now I'm going to relax
watch a movie
then get a little work done
before bed
it was a good day indeed
and it remains
damn good to be the king.
last night by the numbers
Dinner for the gaggle: $350
Champagne and drinks for the gaggle: $280
Number of her friends I slept with: [please, I behaved myself ]
[besides they had no stamina]
[I would have needed three or four]
[just to get myself off]
Cab rides home for those that needed it: $150
Giving my sister an awesome 21st birthday: Priceless
It is good to be the king.
and I even had a reasonably good time
got the phone number of the waitress/hostess for the VIP section
[she offered]
who was nice enough to keep me company
throughout the night
so I had someone to talk to
while the gaggle did the gaggle thing
and seeing as we had the VIP section to ourselves
I think she was quite bored before we showed up
so she and I talked most of the night
I quite enjoyed it
I told her I'd call her tomorrow
and set something up for Thursday night
went home
and only had to stop twice
to let lasses out to vomit
and
thankfully
they didn't get any on the car
as I had borrowed a friend of mines bmw for the night
and
I'd hate to have soiled it in any way
got home
made the mistake of drunk IM'ing
rather embarrassing on reflection
slept very well
woke up in the morning [late]
did my daily dose of pushups and crunches and the like
[yummy]
had a conference call around midday
to talk about the deal which is closing at the end of the month
which went quite well
apparently the folks on the other side of the deal
decided to go on vacation
which freaked me out at first
but it turns out they signed all the papers before they left
so I just have to go in this week
and sign my set
and it is all good
this makes the plural happy
I've been working this deal
for about eight months
and it is nice to finally get paid
will let me clear up some stuff
might even buy myself a new car
[new to me that is]
I've been thinking about getting
a used civic or accord in the 2004-2005 range
[my penis isn't small enough to get anything nicer]
was about to have a run
when a friend invited me to join him
for a corec soccer league game
apparently they didn't have any subs
[people being out of town and whatnot]
so I dug out my bag of soccer gear
suited up
and played
had a great time
it was awesome to feel my body work
in that familiar old way
but I have to admit
it did kick my ass a bit too
jogging != soccer
even snapped a few pics
so I'll see if I got any good ones later
on the way home
I swung by my favorite Mexican place
got some black beans and rice
and some chicken in a chipotle sauce
[my favorite]
which was exactly what I needed
now I'm going to relax
watch a movie
then get a little work done
before bed
it was a good day indeed
and it remains
damn good to be the king.
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no subject
Date: 2008-08-18 07:03 am (UTC)b) I'm glad you're not my brother.
no subject
Date: 2008-08-18 08:47 pm (UTC)how to take either of those comments
in conjunction with the other
so
I'll just default to my standard position
of assuming it means you want to sleep with me
*winking grin*
no subject
Date: 2008-08-18 08:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-18 09:19 pm (UTC)[/southern drawl]
a woman of
your
virtues
calling me
"Sir"
makes me want to go salute something
twice (if not three times)
btw, the new FB pic with the M16
is all sorts of inspirational
*wicked grin*
no subject
Date: 2008-08-18 09:24 pm (UTC);)
no subject
Date: 2008-08-18 09:32 pm (UTC)as you wish
no subject
Date: 2008-08-20 02:11 am (UTC)are you a realtor?
no subject
Date: 2008-08-20 06:45 am (UTC)of course, when I am single and have no one to spoil
she is the beneficiary.
so it works well for her
even if I am rarely single
and nope, not a realtor.
I work for myself
I primarily do real estate development projects.
basically
I agree to by a parcel of land at a future date
and then find someone to buy it from me
for more money before that date.
I used to do more interesting and valuable work
but given my current situation
I have to content myself
with being a parasite.
life is afterall
as life is
no subject
Date: 2008-08-20 02:18 pm (UTC)and then find someone to buy it from me
for more money before that date
No shame in this... real estate speculation has been around for ever.
As you likely remember, I can't rave about Hondas enough. both of mine are wearing remearkably well.
no subject
Date: 2008-08-22 03:30 am (UTC)he would find someone desperate to sell their house, jew the shit out of them, then refuse to waive conditions at the last minute unless they took a price reduction and a 90 day closing.
He then had 90 days to sell the assignment.
no subject
Date: 2008-08-22 09:23 am (UTC)I don't stoop quite that low
I have been working mostly
with raw land not houses
generally I find tracts of land
prep them for development
and sell them to developers
although
I've been moving away from that work
cause I hate it, it bores me to tears
so I've been fiddling with other options