the answers

[plural]

i suppose i am not
nearly the gentleman
i professed to be
but then again
i realized that my evening
while fun,
seemed far more amazing on four grams
of
cocaine

in the light of sober reality
it was just another meaningless
fling
with yet another meaningless woman

Your Votes, ranked by percentage of votes

45.0% of you voted for a llama - this was unfortunatly incorrect
45.0% of you voted for a passionate good morning kiss - this was correct
40.0% of you voted for a sweet local girl - this was incorrect
40.0% of you voted for long intimate conversations - this was correct
35.0% of you voted for a passionate goodnight kiss - this was correct
35.0% of you voted for margaritas - this was correct
30.0% of you voted for good friends - this was incorrect
30.0% of you voted for dancing - this was correct
30.0% of you voted for pissed off jealous friends - this was correct
25.0% of you voted for six condoms - this was correct
20.0% of you voted for half a bottle of bourbon - this was incorrect
15.0% of you voted for Elite managed fashion model - this was correct
15.0% of you voted for four grams of cocaine - this was correct
10.0% of you voted for Johnny Walker Black - this was correct
10.0% of you voted for a cheap prostitute - this was incorrect

I have to say
this does show that you think
far higher of me than i imagined
almost none of you believed
i would stoop to either
cheap women or
cheap booze
[sorry to disappoint on the booze]
[but i was too fucked up to tell the difference anyway]

[Poll #30612]




out of a total of fifteen
possible options
ten of which were true
five of which are false

The scoring is as follows
ranked by number of correct answers

jmichiko ten correct, five incorrect [chose all options]
half_monkey ten correct, five incorrect [chose all options]

clevergirlsix correct, three incorrect

ariana five correct, two incorrect

stmachiavelli four correct, two incorrect
iamjosh four correct, two incorrect
azirphion three correct, one incorrect
damion two correct, no incorrect
litter two correct, two incorrect
neorock two correct, three incorrect
dew one correct, no incorrect
coral one correct, no incorrect
hippytreelover one correct, no incorrect
girl_on_a_stickone correct, no incorrect
lumiere one correct, no incorrect
gina one correct, one incorrect
licoricelaces one correct, one incorrect
savonarola no correct, one incorrect
patrick no, correct, one incorrect
budhaboy no correct, one incorrect

so now you have it
and buff,
i am dissapointed that you didnt vote

a peculiar and interesting night
and i suppose
if it had to happen to anyone
why
not
me

Comments

[city-glitter.livejournal.com]

Having loved and lost a cocaine user, I'm afraid this is going to have to be the end of our contact.

May the stars shine upon the place of our meeting.

[plural.livejournal.com]

Dahlin,
i can understand
your position
and
respect it completely
which is why, i will explain myself
more than i would generally bother

and do not think me
in denial
when i say this

i am not a cocaine user
in fact
98% of my life
i do not do any drugs
save nicotine and alcohol

in the past eight years
i can count the number of times
i have gotten high
on my fingers
and i don't intended to
change that pattern

was it a mistake to do coke
that night
yes

i am disappointed
with myself
that my actions have led you to this place
this decision

but i hope
these words will reach you
and
that you will not think
that much the less of me
for my failings

[city-glitter.livejournal.com]

It's not a failing. I do drugs. My only reasoning is exactly what I said it was.

[plural.livejournal.com]

and
i meant not
to assign any other
reason but
those stated
by you

and as i said
i completely respect
your position

my comment
was only in the hope
that as you walk away
you would not
have a skewed perception
of my failings

i make bad choices
lots of them
in this case
i was fawning over
a pretty face
enjoying the fact
that a model wanted to fuck me
a model who wanted to party
and
i was
generally not paying attention
to much else

and
i got what
i wanted
and what i deserved
only to find out
it really wasn't worth it

you see i have this addiction
and
it is not to a drug
but to a behavior
many behaviors in fact
but i will only single out one

i want
no i need
to make people around me
comfortable
to be the consummate host
and ensure that everyone
has
the absolute best time

whether an intimate dinner party
or
a large social affair
i want everything to be perfect
to
anticipate every possible need
and beyond that
to meet every possible need

i always say
i don't believe in the word "can't"
and far too often
find myself making bad choices
proving
that there isn't anything
i
can't do
anything i can't
provide

i may have only
known you for a short time
but
you will be missed

[city-glitter.livejournal.com]

Then I was too hasty.

Forgive me?

[plural.livejournal.com]

dahlin,
forgiveness is beyond me
as i am unable to forgive myself

fortunately
in
this case
forgiveness is not needed

only
friendship

but daaahling,

[hellarad.livejournal.com]

where was the

option for

"i

dont

give

a
fuck"?

ps -

[hellarad.livejournal.com]

[i see you have it

as an option on

this poll but

it would have

been much better

on the last.

i might have voted.]

[azirphion.livejournal.com]

I have only being reading your journal for a brief period of time. I am curious what is it with you and llama's. It is very amusing.

[plural.livejournal.com]

as for the origin
i am afraid i can no longer remember
exactly
if i recall
i inherited it from a friend
and
now being in south america
surrounded by flocks of llamas
it
has been brought out again

i suppose
when you get down to it
they are just
a
more interesting
perversion
than
sheep