the answers

[plural]

i suppose i am not
nearly the gentleman
i professed to be
but then again
i realized that my evening
while fun,
seemed far more amazing on four grams
of
cocaine

in the light of sober reality
it was just another meaningless
fling
with yet another meaningless woman

Your Votes, ranked by percentage of votes

45.0% of you voted for a llama - this was unfortunatly incorrect
45.0% of you voted for a passionate good morning kiss - this was correct
40.0% of you voted for a sweet local girl - this was incorrect
40.0% of you voted for long intimate conversations - this was correct
35.0% of you voted for a passionate goodnight kiss - this was correct
35.0% of you voted for margaritas - this was correct
30.0% of you voted for good friends - this was incorrect
30.0% of you voted for dancing - this was correct
30.0% of you voted for pissed off jealous friends - this was correct
25.0% of you voted for six condoms - this was correct
20.0% of you voted for half a bottle of bourbon - this was incorrect
15.0% of you voted for Elite managed fashion model - this was correct
15.0% of you voted for four grams of cocaine - this was correct
10.0% of you voted for Johnny Walker Black - this was correct
10.0% of you voted for a cheap prostitute - this was incorrect

I have to say
this does show that you think
far higher of me than i imagined
almost none of you believed
i would stoop to either
cheap women or
cheap booze
[sorry to disappoint on the booze]
[but i was too fucked up to tell the difference anyway]

[Poll #30612]




out of a total of fifteen
possible options
ten of which were true
five of which are false

The scoring is as follows
ranked by number of correct answers

jmichiko ten correct, five incorrect [chose all options]
half_monkey ten correct, five incorrect [chose all options]

clevergirlsix correct, three incorrect

ariana five correct, two incorrect

stmachiavelli four correct, two incorrect
iamjosh four correct, two incorrect
azirphion three correct, one incorrect
damion two correct, no incorrect
litter two correct, two incorrect
neorock two correct, three incorrect
dew one correct, no incorrect
coral one correct, no incorrect
hippytreelover one correct, no incorrect
girl_on_a_stickone correct, no incorrect
lumiere one correct, no incorrect
gina one correct, one incorrect
licoricelaces one correct, one incorrect
savonarola no correct, one incorrect
patrick no, correct, one incorrect
budhaboy no correct, one incorrect

so now you have it
and buff,
i am dissapointed that you didnt vote

a peculiar and interesting night
and i suppose
if it had to happen to anyone
why
not
me

Comments

[azirphion.livejournal.com]

I have only being reading your journal for a brief period of time. I am curious what is it with you and llama's. It is very amusing.

[plural.livejournal.com]

as for the origin
i am afraid i can no longer remember
exactly
if i recall
i inherited it from a friend
and
now being in south america
surrounded by flocks of llamas
it
has been brought out again

i suppose
when you get down to it
they are just
a
more interesting
perversion
than
sheep