When I think about me, I touch myself

so yeah

ever have one of those moments
where you are simply struck with the notion
of just how damn sexy you are?

does it turn you on?

I heard the best definition of Metrosexual the other day

it was defined as:

"someone who would rather have sex with themselves than you"

so anyway

my clothes arrived this morning
and I was in the shower thinking

hot damn I am sexy

and

it occurred to me

that I have done many polls about sex
but never one focusing solely on masturbation

so I decided to rectify that

( Plural's Grand Masturbation poll )

Fatherly Wisdom

Life's journey

is not to arrive at the grave

safely in a well preserved body

but rather to skid in sideways

totally worn out

shouting

"....holy shit.....what a ride"