Uh, who's car is that out front?

Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule! - Lester Burnham, American Beauty

yeah so I had an

"I rule!"

day

yesterday

I bought a new cell phone

to replace my last one

which had a mid-life crisis

or

I suppose it was an end of life crisis

since it killed the phone

so it was one of those

meet the new phone same as the old phone

moments

but did it ever feel good to get rid of that crappy loaner phone

so
then I went cruising for chicks toys
and

found this uber sweet phone system

I picked up four handsets and the base for roughly 50% of the retail cost

very sweet indeed

to work with my new uber sweet phone service
in my new uber sweet house
yeah

baby

I rule

so

I was gloating and heading home

figured
I would use my new cell phone
to call ahead and warn the city
to raise the over pass
so my ego could fit underneath

when I passed by a car stereo place
decided to stop in
and found a sweet deal on a Kenwood CD/MP3 player for my car
which rocks because the radio stations up here bite ass
and I have been hurting not having music in the car
especially since everything takes a year to get to up here

anyway

then I came home
and surrounded myself with my toys

spent the evening programming my new phone systems
and gloating/giggling loudly like a fat junior highschool kid
who found out he could to watch porn on the hotel tv system

all sorts of new features and fun buttons to play with

although

yall have to remind me

Not to press the big shiny silver button

I did that last night

it was bad

I mean

I had thought the big red button
was bad

but no

that was nothing

so yeah
dont let me forget to leave it alone

oh
so I was doing some camera shopping
looking at the Digital Rebel and noticed the 10d was about 300$ more
so I called up my favorite camera shop and asked some questions
turns out the 10D is the same photo engine as the rebel
but with a higher durability rating and accessories more geared towards the professional
I wishywashed for a bit
not sure which way to go but leaning towards the rebel

when I saw they had updated their website with the upcoming 20D
which is twice as bad ass
and only costs about 150$ more than the 10D

of course that adds up to being a 1600$ camera instead of 900$ one
but damn if I dont have a stiffy thinking about it

of course I would feel kind of pretentious/ridiculous buying a fancier camera than ellen
cause she so out rocks me with her mad photography skills

and of course I also have to find a way to come up with the money
so yeah
if any of you can recommend
a good street corner to hustle up
some spare change
I appreciate the reco

anyway

all that aside
and
all that included

it is

as always

damn good

to be the king

love love me

Bowling for soup

this makes no sense

but

damn if I dont have a ravenous appetite
[but not for food]

and

yeah

december is three months away

which

isnt cool

but

really it is

I think

I think I am in trouble

big not little trouble

good not bad trouble

but trouble nonetheless

but

I really dont know jack

ask me for more info next year

or maybe the year after that

maybe then I will have a clue

probably not
of course
you know
of course

it isnt supposed to