When I think about me, I touch myself

[plural]

so yeah

ever have one of those moments
where you are simply struck with the notion
of just how damn sexy you are?

does it turn you on?

I heard the best definition of Metrosexual the other day

it was defined as:

"someone who would rather have sex with themselves than you"

so anyway

my clothes arrived this morning
and I was in the shower thinking

hot damn I am sexy

and

it occurred to me

that I have done many polls about sex
but never one focusing solely on masturbation

so I decided to rectify that



feel free to pimp this on your friends lists
I'd be curious to see as broad a cross section as possible

[Poll #343037]

Comments

[resilience.livejournal.com]

So... uh... pictures of said new clothes?

I'm waiting.

[plural.livejournal.com]

*grin*

gonna be a bit

I dont have a clue where my cameras are

once I get unpacked/find them

I will see what I can do

[atillathehung.livejournal.com]

Um, do you have any sound clips of a stimulated llama?

[iamjosh.livejournal.com]

Bahh Bahh Take it, bahhh! BAHHH

[plural.livejournal.com]

actually

its

BEEH beeh Give it too me behg boy! beh BeEh BehHHH

[plural.livejournal.com]

yeah

but its my llama bitch

although you do have a heeb cutie

maybe we could come to an arrangement

*evil grin*

[girl-on-a-stick.livejournal.com]

How could I have missed the "Fuck you I'm a dragon" check box?!

[plural.livejournal.com]

must be slipping in your old age

*sigh*

poor thing

didnt even make it to thirty