May. 28th, 2004

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So

catering to my own sense of amusement
I fleshed out the previous ad
and posted it to a canadian dating site

as I do with with my lj posts
I read over the profile
as another would view it
checking for formatting issues and the like

I edited it to make a few minor changes
and saved it which took me back to the first page
on which, it said that my profile had been viewed twice
so I clicked the link to show me who had viewed it

two listings came up
one was the account of the profile
and the other
sent a shiver of amusement done my spine

it was entirely too perfect

the first woman
to be drawn in by the headline

"Harem girls wanted - Apply within"

was a 28 year old religous muslim woman from Egypt.

read her profile )
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Name?
Lightsaber color(s)Black
Lightsaber typeDouble (like Darth Maul's)
Force Tuneness: 89%
Force Sense: 98%
Force Power Level: 92%
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so yeah

I love being me

I would tell yall why

but it just wouldnt be fair


lets just say


it is damn good to be the king

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