unpolished lives of mere mortals

So
I decided to start forcing myself
to slack on certain things
in the interest
of giving myself a break

for example

I have decided not to return the movies I rented
until they are at least two weeks overdue

and

I am going to eat in restaurants 7 nights a week
instead of my usual 6

and

I am going to have the maid come
for two hours 5 days a week
instead of
one hour on four

and lastly

all sexual activities
shall be performed
in the wom[a/e]n on top positions

thank you

that is all

What I would be like as a cat

oh
today just seems to be toons about me
day
cause I just have to post this as well

bandwagon

In order to most effectively demonstrate my overwhelming dominance of the planet, I will be forced to demolish a number of large cities, Being that you all are atleast known to me to a relevant degree, I thought I would give you the opportunity to save your cities. Any city with an LJ friend will be given a pass in the first round of destruction. a map - please add your location starting with this form. Username:

Fueling the machine

I am freaking starving

since I have been in Canada
I have lost nearly 15 pounds
and I am always starving

it isn't because I don't eat
I eat all the damn time
in the past hour
trying to avoid making something
since I just had lunch at 2pm
I have eaten the following

two apples
an orange
6oz cottage cheese
4 slices of provolone cheese
6oz vanilla yogurt
small spinach salad

and that is all within an hour after or so
what I would normal call a good meal

now I eat at a restaurant
have a delicious meal
and
leave hungrily thinking
about what I can eat next

actually come to think of it
I have been eating more since I quit smoking

now I have heard of people eating more
when they quit smoking
but usually it results in weight gain
where as I am losing pounds
fairly quickly

my metabolism is jacked up through the roof right now
and I am freaking still hungry

weird

anyway......

Quick Note

It has become readily apparent to me that some of you
lack basic motor skills
[at least I am hoping it motor skills you are lacking]
[the other alternative is down right frightening]

and may I say that this seems to be
entirely isolated to my american audience

all of my international friends
were able to correctly identify where they live
on a world map

Several of you
I am afraid

did not pass todays little map quiz

A few in particular
I felt need a little discussion

marieofraumania You used to live in Alaska, which does include sections of the arctic circle however, niether Georgia nor Atlanta do, additionally niether is located to the north of greenland.

nemo, weetanya & sugarpuss all seem to have moved to Alaska overnight, or perhaps are just wishing they had

thatdamnninja apparently has a secret ninja base in the north pacific, or did, as telling people where your secret ninja base is, sort of eliminates the whole secret part of it, but dont worry having a ninja base is still pretty kewl, [though not as kewl as a secret ninja base]

lamocyclette managed to move the entire metropolis of portland approximate two hundred miles south of its previous position, and into the state of california.

Which puts her in good company with insomnimaniac who decided to do the same only with Eugene, California, [previously of oregon] and hurricane_amy who turned Arizona into water front property by bringing the east bay there with her While I am shocked at the loss of life, I never was that found of southern california so I have to say it ended up being a nice touch, not to mention solved that pesky fire problem.