Oops

A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day she calls home and a
strange woman answers.

Wife: Who is this?

Maid: This is the maid.

Wife: We don't have a maid.

Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.

Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?

Maid: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife.

The wife is fuming.

She says to the maid... "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?

Maid: What will I have to do?

Wife: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman
he's with . The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps and the
gunshots, then more footsteps.

Maid: What do I do with the bodies?

Wife: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool.

Maid: But there's no pool here.

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Wife: Is this 832-4821?

Still Life in Nova Scotia

The king is live

just got my internet connection
up and running at the house
which is nice
although I have enjoyed
not having a connection
as it has forced me to spend more time
working on photography projects

not to mention I bought
a negative/slide scanner
which means it is alot easier
for my to share my film work with yall

so without further ado
and a minimal amount of explanation

( a bunch of photo fun )

(no subject)

What Irrational Number Are You?

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If God does not exist, and has never existed, why do I miss him so?

The past few weeks here in Nova Scotia
have seen me spending more time in synagogue
than probably the last five years combined
and
more than likely
my attendance will become a regular thing now

not so much because of any spiritual revelation
but more because of necessity

the Jewish community here is very small
and almost entirely composed of senior citizens

in Jewish custom
there are certain prayers which may only be said
within a minyan
[a group of ten men over age 13]
also you are not allowed to read from the torah
during services without a minyan

in the past few weeks
there have been several occasions
where I was the 10th man at services

so while
my spiritual questions remain
and I will stay on my course to unravel them

I would be remiss
to neglect my communal responsibilities
simply out of my own uncertainty

(no subject)

In the interest of good sportsmanship
and
my continued dual drive
for challenge and amusement
I have decided
to level the playing field
a little bit
by donning
animal print thong underwear
over my khakis

that is all

oh

wait

no

actually

I forgot

I bought this breakfast table

[with four bar stools]
and
it was delivered today

and I adore it