and life goes on while we ponder other things

today
was another annoying day
spent weaving through red tape
uggh

once the five o clock bell rang
and
I again became useless
a friend called
and
I went over there for dinner
and
we watch "The core"

which is such a bad movie
that
it would come in second
in the worlds worst movie contest
[yes it was so bad]
[it couldnt even win that]

but we had a good time
making fun of it

I sort of wanted to leave
after that movie
as
I wanted to see if I could
get a chance to talk to someone
tonight
but
my friends girlfriend came home
and
it was like a whole
need to spend time with them
before I leave type night
and
considering the two of them
are the closest thing
I have to best friends in this town
I kind of felt obligated

although
I couldnt get a certain someone
a certain image
a certain visual
out of my head
and wanted nothing more
than to
see
speak
schmooze
be
with them

life is strange
life is peculiar
and wonderful
and
yet again
I havent the slightest clue
what
it has in store for me
but
I am enjoying the ride
and
look forward to finding out
*Grin*

Iowa stands for Idiots Out Walking Around

You know

It used to be Ohio
that was on my shit list of shit lists

today
that has changed

Iowa
has just bumped it out
of the top slots

so
if you live in Iowa
don't drink the water

*sigh*

(no subject)

this is how my life works

today I was driving along
like millions of other schmucks
and yapping on my cellphone
when
I needed to record some information down
so
I pulled into a minimal type parking lot
in the interest of safety
and well
I finish my conversation

look up
and what should be directly in front of me
but
blockbuster
so
I walk inside
and ask the young lady behind the counter

"do you have a copy of donnie darko"

she looks puzzled
slightly confused
starts slowly shuffling towards the terminal
to look it up
when
from behind her
another woman pipes up

"I just checked a copy in and set it behind you"

the first entriprising blockbuster employee
[or is it team member]
turns around
and sure enough

sitting right there
is a dvd copy of donnie darko

which I rented
and
just finished watching

and
may I say
it was fucking brilliant

I greatly enjoyed it

although I have to admit
some minor amounts of concern
with regard to a certain similarity
with my own life
as
when I was about the protagonists age
one of the most bizzare moments
of my life was a visit
from a six foot tall man
in a fuzzy bunny suit

although
the similarities end there
because

his suit was pink
and
his name was joey

so
it probably doesnt mean anything
[really]

ROFLMAO

I am dying here

god I adore the onion


This Weeks Horoscopes
By Lloyd Schumner Sr.
Retired Machinist and A.A.P.B.-Certified Astrologer

Aries: (March 21 - April 19)
You'll garner praise you don't deserve when you carefully manipulate the facts concerning your late phone bill to make yourself look like a hero.

Taurus: (April. 20 - May 20)
Your recent decision to adopt the warrior code of bushido to guide you through life will lead to a tragic confrontation with your inept pet groomer.

Gemini: (May 21 - June 21)
You insist that there is nothing wrong with the American educational system, but the person who reads this to you isn't quite so confident.

Cancer: (June 22 - July 22)
That old joke about the blind woman who answered the hot iron won't seem so funny when you're hospitalized after talking on one for 45 minutes.

Leo: (July 23 - Aug. 22)
Trial by jury is fine, but not when all 12 jurors insist on chanting "Guilty!" throughout your entire testimony.

Virgo: (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)
You should have seen it coming when, out in the West Texas town of El Paso, you fell in love with a Mexican girl.

Libra: (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)
You're living proof that a sordid and unhealthy sexual relationship doesn't have to involve other people.

Scorpio: (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
Before you can truly grasp the principle behind of the zero-sum game, you will have lost all your money playing Texas Hold 'Em.

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
Letting tomorrow take care of itself isn't really a bad philosophy, if you're pretty sure there are more than eight tomorrows left.

Capricorn: (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
Your life story will be called "a Lord Of The Flies for the fat and lonely" by a local newscaster who has obviously never read The Yellow Wallpaper.

Aquarius: (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
Things aren't so rosy at the moment, but take heart: Someday, you'll be able to look back and laugh at all those nurses you had to kill.

Pisces: (Feb. 19 - March 20)
Filing off the numbers and reselling the hot goods would be a workable plan, if you didn't deal in stolen credit cards.