Nothing says patriotism like getting loaded.

[got this in an email from a pal]
[decided to share]

September 11th Drinking Game

OK kids, sit down in front of the TV today and play the new sensation!

The 9/11 drinking game.

Rules:

If the words "9/11" are spoken or seen on TV, everyone has a social drink.

If the name "bin laden" is spoken,
point to the screen and yell "asshole",
the last one to do so must drink once and wear a dishtowel on his/her head until the next calling of the asshole.
also, whomever is bin laden has to be the beer bitch, too.

If the word "hero" is used, be the first to call it, and you pick someone to drink.

Any TV footage of the second airplane crashing into the WTC and you must finish your drink.

When the American flag is present on the screen, render the hand salute to the TV, and immediately show bin laden "the bird,". Last person to flip the finger has to drink.

At the sighting or name "Giuliani", yell "Rudy!" and the last person takes off one piece of clothing.

YaY

It is Thursday
[isnt it?]

I got a haircut scheduled today
and that makes me happy

hope she doesnt butcher me

*crosses fingers*

Domestically challenged

Ok
I need your help
Please please fill out the poll
[even if you don't read the entry]

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What I don't know
is the frequency when you are supposed to do such things
or methods to determine when something needs to be done

so I have composed this handy little poll
to find out your housekeeping habits
that I can determine how to keep my home in Tip Top shape

You have my sincerest gratitude in advance for your time
[yes these are actually serious questions]

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