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This guy lived on his own
and he was feeling a bit lonely,
so he goes to the pet shop
to get something to keep him company.
The pet shop owner suggested an unusual pet,
a talking millipede.

Ok,
thought the man,
I'll give it a go,
so he bought one
and
took it home.

That night he decided to test out his new pet,
so he opened the box and said,

"Oi, millipede, wanna come to the boozer with me?"

no response.
the man was ticked thinking he got scammed,
but decided to give it one more try
before he took the thing back to the shop.

So he took he lid off the box
and repeated,

"I said I'm going to the pub for a drink do you want to come?"

"I heard you the first fucking time"
snapped the millipede,
"I'm just putting my fucking shoes on"

interesting..........

I dont really like the
form of this test
but I liked the way they
looked at and addressed
psychological wounds

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confession of the ugliest sort

I
am not
library people

we discovered this
the other day

apparently
I have
this condition
as amber
gently describes it

"Your voice carries"

bur I think the
clinical name is

"loud asshole"

of course
her solution
is a poly-urethane
ball gag
no
wait
that's for something else

well

I think

everyone else
should just wear
earplugs
how hard would that be?

I mean
they build ramps for
people with wheelchairs

i figure if
let the people who
want quiet
wear earplugs
and the
rest of us
can talk and browse
schmooze and peruse
yummy books to
our hearts content