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This guy lived on his own
and he was feeling a bit lonely,
so he goes to the pet shop
to get something to keep him company.
The pet shop owner suggested an unusual pet,
a talking millipede.

Ok,
thought the man,
I'll give it a go,
so he bought one
and
took it home.

That night he decided to test out his new pet,
so he opened the box and said,

"Oi, millipede, wanna come to the boozer with me?"

no response.
the man was ticked thinking he got scammed,
but decided to give it one more try
before he took the thing back to the shop.

So he took he lid off the box
and repeated,

"I said I'm going to the pub for a drink do you want to come?"

"I heard you the first fucking time"
snapped the millipede,
"I'm just putting my fucking shoes on"