Nines

nine lives - mine
nine grams - not mine
nine wines - mine
nine wives - not mine

black suit
white on white ties
dressed to the
nines

oh my
what would
little
george
say

I just sniffed
but I didn't snort?

(no subject)

ok
been observing
the amihotornot.com obsession
no
I did not
post
a picture
of myself
but i had a spate
of free time
and was curious

so
call me bad
but
I did a little
unauthorized
exploring

three things struck me

many of the pictures of the women posted
were posted by/from their boyfriends accounts
its as if
they are either
a) bragging
or
b) checking the pulse
as if well, I think she is hot
but maybe
I should get some Gallup poll info
before I decide whether I am gonna stick around
I am hoping for the former
some small shred of faith
in the human spirit I guess

a large number of the women
(yes my studies were limited to the females posted)
did not
post
what in my opinion
were flattering photos
and in fact
possessed far more
flattering photos (yep I found em)
but for some reason
decided poorly

you people
are sick mofos
I am not even
going to go into
things I found
but I have scheduled
a hypno-therapy appointment
to help me repress the memories

thank god for small favors

so
this woman
I have been
well sleeping with
tells me today
she broke up with her boyfriend
this is not good news
supposedly
but what do I know about such things
anyway

she has been dating this guy
for what about 7 months now
and so he tells her
yesterday
that
he has decided
to go on Jerry Springer

ok so this is bad on its own
but its gets worse

he is going on springer
with two of his friends
and supposedly
he is gay in love
with one of his friends
who has been having an affair
with the other friend
who is dating this chick

anyway
if you see the springer with
several skinny Irishmen
that's them
they fly down next week for taping
will try to find out when it is showing
so yall can share her embarrassment

its all made up bs
they figure
they get a free trip to Chicago
and whatever

anyway
she rightly
dumped his ass

quite frankly
I would
never
be seen publicly or privately
with anyone
who had been on springer

All I can say
is
thank god its not me
having to see someone
I slept with
on
The Jerry Springer Show

"Can you nail in a six inch spike with your cock?"

"a girl has to have standards....."

-the one true love of my life (the generals daughter)

Justify your existence

Tell me
why
should you
exist

what value
do you

add

to this

world