thank god for small favors

[plural]

so
this woman
I have been
well sleeping with
tells me today
she broke up with her boyfriend
this is not good news
supposedly
but what do I know about such things
anyway

she has been dating this guy
for what about 7 months now
and so he tells her
yesterday
that
he has decided
to go on Jerry Springer

ok so this is bad on its own
but its gets worse

he is going on springer
with two of his friends
and supposedly
he is gay in love
with one of his friends
who has been having an affair
with the other friend
who is dating this chick

anyway
if you see the springer with
several skinny Irishmen
that's them
they fly down next week for taping
will try to find out when it is showing
so yall can share her embarrassment

its all made up bs
they figure
they get a free trip to Chicago
and whatever

anyway
she rightly
dumped his ass

quite frankly
I would
never
be seen publicly or privately
with anyone
who had been on springer

All I can say
is
thank god its not me
having to see someone
I slept with
on
The Jerry Springer Show