I am not the muffin man

[plural]

but according to
Them
I am worth
exactly: $2,534,316.00

which is
strange because
usually the only way
I get a valuation
that high
is if
the "condition=deceased"
variable is defined.

what are you Worth

a side note:

according to their figures
I am
somewhere between
Immanuel Kant (on the high end)
and
Charles Darwin (on the low end)
when it
comes to intellect

I can live with that

Comments

actually if you read the fine print

[plural.livejournal.com]

shoe size
is the greatest weight
of all the questions
my
pontoon feet
probably shot
me right past you there

Re: actually if you read the fine print

[petermarcus.livejournal.com]

Ah, so size does matter. Good thing I don't waste size on feet

yep yep

[plural.livejournal.com]

size does matter
and
you need
a stable platform

think of a tree
with a skinny trunk
ya hang too big a branch off it
and it all comes crashing down

see large feet provide
the stable platform
to hang
a much bigger
branch

Re: yep yep

[petermarcus.livejournal.com]

You forget the inherent stability of a tripod...

somehow

[plural.livejournal.com]

I think
needing to rely
upon a tripods stability
would
significantly
hamper the effectiveness
after all
a branch is
intended
to swing

[well that]
[and provide]
[a place for]
[a bird to sit]