I am not the muffin man

[plural]

but according to
Them
I am worth
exactly: $2,534,316.00

which is
strange because
usually the only way
I get a valuation
that high
is if
the "condition=deceased"
variable is defined.

what are you Worth

a side note:

according to their figures
I am
somewhere between
Immanuel Kant (on the high end)
and
Charles Darwin (on the low end)
when it
comes to intellect

I can live with that