Things found ... and ... things wondered
Jul. 9th, 2001 04:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pluralSeen..
On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping".
On a bag of Fritos:
"You could be winner!
No purchase necessary.
Details inside."
[Evidently, the shoplifter special]
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions:Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
[printed on bottom of box]:
"Do not turn upside down".
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body".
On a children's cold medicine.
"Do not operate heavy machinery
after taking this medication".
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness".
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only".
[as opposed to.....]
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
[you dont want to know]
[honest]
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts"
On an American Airlines
packet of nuts:
"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment
does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain
with your hands or genitals".
On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping".
On a bag of Fritos:
"You could be winner!
No purchase necessary.
Details inside."
[Evidently, the shoplifter special]
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions:Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
[printed on bottom of box]:
"Do not turn upside down".
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body".
On a children's cold medicine.
"Do not operate heavy machinery
after taking this medication".
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness".
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only".
[as opposed to.....]
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
[you dont want to know]
[honest]
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts"
On an American Airlines
packet of nuts:
"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment
does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain
with your hands or genitals".
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I think it should read
Date: 2001-07-10 01:56 pm (UTC)apply genitals in
a lateral motion
as needed.
way I figure it
anyone who is
stupid enough to
follow it
should be
having kids
if it comes
to applying my
genitals or
buying a new chainsaw
I am
buying a new chainsaw
every damn time
but
maybe thats
just me
anyone who is stupid enough to follow it [?]
Date: 2001-07-12 05:02 pm (UTC)be having kids.
dont scare me
like that.
thanks love
Date: 2001-07-12 07:29 pm (UTC)needed at NT at the end
of should
*grin*