plural

Seen..

On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping".

On a bag of Fritos:
"You could be winner!
No purchase necessary.
Details inside."
[Evidently, the shoplifter special]

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions:Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
[printed on bottom of box]:
"Do not turn upside down".

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body".

On a children's cold medicine.
"Do not operate heavy machinery
after taking this medication".

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness".

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only".
[as opposed to.....]

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
[you dont want to know]
[honest]

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts"

On an American Airlines
packet of nuts:
"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment
does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain
with your hands or genitals".