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Traffic sucks
I need a helicopter

Date: 2001-05-02 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zaiah.livejournal.com
the little back pack on with the lawnmower engine?? designed to your free hanging feet can kick at the top of the trees? I've been begging the family for one fer years.. they get all hinky about it.. something about not being able to "glide" in if engine failure.. Hmmph. Whadda they know????

glide? fall? what the difference

Date: 2001-05-02 05:57 pm (UTC)
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you are still hitting the ground
a lot faster than
is comfortable

way I figger it

atleast in a heli you get to die
in an impressive ball of flame
as opposed to gliding into
some remote forest where
you wont be found
and surviving the wreck
only to be pinned in your seat
with broken legs and
nibbled on
by carrion birds
and field mice

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