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Apr. 26th, 2001 03:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pluralJohn asks his wife,
Mary what she wants
to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.
"Would you like a new mink coat?"
he asks.
"Not really," says Mary.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?"
says John.
"No," she responds.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?"
he suggests.
She again rejects his offer,
"No, thanks."
"Well, then, what would you like for your anniversary?"
John asks.
"John, I'd like a divorce,"
answers Mary.
"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much,"
says John.
Mary what she wants
to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.
"Would you like a new mink coat?"
he asks.
"Not really," says Mary.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?"
says John.
"No," she responds.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?"
he suggests.
She again rejects his offer,
"No, thanks."
"Well, then, what would you like for your anniversary?"
John asks.
"John, I'd like a divorce,"
answers Mary.
"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much,"
says John.
