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John asks his wife,
Mary what she wants
to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.

"Would you like a new mink coat?"
he asks.
"Not really," says Mary.

"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?"
says John.
"No," she responds.

"What about a new vacation home in the country?"
he suggests.

She again rejects his offer,
"No, thanks."

"Well, then, what would you like for your anniversary?"
John asks.

"John, I'd like a divorce,"
answers Mary.

"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much,"
says John.