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Every so often
comes along a website
which states my point
of view so clearly and
succintly that
I have to bow to
their glory

without further ado

Click Here

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of course it is a joke

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this clued me in.

3. Certain food. If we outlaw dildos and require that all sausages, cucumbers and carrots be sold pre-sliced, we will make it much easier for the women among us to resist the temptation to Masturbate.

exactly

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like women dont use
sliced vegitable to masterbate