last night

[plural]

Amber and I
took my
two nephews
to see

Spy Kids

it was

fantabulous

really

I enjoyed it

afterwards
we took them
grocery shopping
we
bought

bread
jelly (running low)
peanut butter (already had a full thing)
two apples (the red and yellow kind)
Apple Juice
Strawberry Ice Cream (my favorite)
Vanilla Ice Cream
Two boneless chicken breasts
assortment of pre sliced stir fry veggies (packages laziness)
Flour tortilla
Colby Jack cheese (made from real babies)

we got home
made the boys
sliced apples
one nephew
ate a peanut butter sandwich
crusts cut off
and cut into triangles
the other
didn't want pb&j
so
I made him
morningstar breakfast patties
served with a slice
of single serving cheese

my mom came
to pick them up
and we
sent them
home
with ice cream
in
plastic bowls

all in all
it was nice
although
they are
quite a handful

I like being an uncle
though

it was
10:30
when they left
and
I felt like
I hadnt had a moment
to relax

watched some tv
smoked quite a few
cigarettes
in an effort to
accelerate
the relaxation
and
was forcibly
tucked into bed
so I could
wake up
at this ungodly hour

oh
and
in case you didnt know

I despise
popcorn
with a passion
but
am forced to
compulsively eat it
when
ever it is
present

like last night

Comments

[princessashi.livejournal.com]

if we lived in seattle, id ask you and amber to babysit...which is kinda rediculous, since you and amber would probably be who we were trying to go hang out with in the first place :P

[strike-anywhere.livejournal.com]

did the little free-loaders make arrangements to return the bowls?

nah

[plural.livejournal.com]

it was
understood
that as long as they
treasured them
for the rest of
their lives
they could keep them

oh and
if they didnt bring
them with them in the future
no icecream

they get one bowl
thats their icecream bowl
they lose it
they lose the
icecream too

life can be a bitch
but
I figger its a good way
to teach those lil
bastichs some
responsibility

Re: nah

[strike-anywhere.livejournal.com]

very nice.

You are going to make a wonderful father someday.

*giggle*

[hellarad.livejournal.com]

im STILL laughing.
hehe!
youre too funny.

imagine if
we did that??
the family
would think
we were NUTS.

oh.
wait.
we are.

nevermind.
:D