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pluralAfter last night, I decided to review some of my emode.com tests...
These seemed rather applicable....
The Sex God Test:
ZEUS, God of Thunder.
Like a ten-megaton bomb, you drop from the sky and into the arms of your lovers.
Seduction is not just a simple game for you, it's a way of life.
(not sure if that's so true anymore, after all I did decline to sleep with a woman who was annoying although otherwise attractive recently, a personal first)
With your handsome looks and masculine charms, you wow the ladies until all resistance has worn away.
As ruler of the gods, you like to remain in control of your relationships.
From casual discussions to techniques in the bedroom, you like to call the shots.
You may have many admirers, but you might tend to fall a little short on some virtues -- such as fidelity. (this one is off, I am 100% on fidelity)
Your mind wanders at the slightest provocation. (absolutely true, although how this relates to sex?)
You have been known to have several women on your mind (and in your bed) at once. (One occasionally gets lucky)
But, hey, with such powerful feelings thundering inside, you need to spread your love around, right? (need? no, but I cant say I mind terribly)
What's certain is that once you get busy, your godly nature starts working overtime.
As you perform your magic, that special someone will know exactly why they call you a true sex god.
The Suave Test:
You are quite the Casanova! (why thank you, its always nice to be appreciated)
You know how to play the dating game, and you're damn good at it! (I suppose...)
Most likely, you are a woman magnet and you are never without an admirer.
It appears that you have an incredible amount of charm, and your attentive and sensitive demeanor makes you irresistible. (yep I am a charming bastich)
You have definitely been taught well. ( if you only knew how well )
You know how to treat a woman, and you make sure that she feels special and appreciated by yours truly. (I do what I can)
You have a knack for expressing yourself and showing your interest, without looking too eager. (sure why not)
That is a difficult balancing act, and you deserve a pat on the back for perfecting it. ( right there, in the middle baby)
At the rate you're going, you won't be dating much longer before you score your dream girl! (hmm they say the 3rd ones the charm)
The Casanova Test:
(The male variant of the love test)
These results actually surprised me, while I am flattered and mostly agree with the results of the prior tests, these are spookily on the mark.
Breezy
You are full of fun and romantic energy!
Most likely, you spice up your relationship with sweet and impulsive acts.
You probably enjoy surprising and doting on your partner.
You tend to incorporate a playful type of romanticism into your relationship, through which you and your partner can more intimately enjoy each other.
You are probably a very giving partner, and are most likely eager to express your excitement about your relationship.
Passionate
This level of romanticism reveals an idealistic and caring nature.
Most likely, you thoroughly enjoy expressing your affection through meaningful acts.
You probably articulate your feelings well and you feel comfortable letting someone know that you care about them.
In fact, the actions you take to show your affection might often make you feel more in-tune with our partner and the relationship.
The Deep End
Although you probably don't heedlessly pour on loving words, hopeful promises, and doting acts, you most likely enjoy expressing the depth of your feelings through profound emotional words and actions.
It is probably important to you to be passionately romantic without becoming excessively sentimental.
Most likely, conveying love to your partner falls high on your list of priorities, and you probably cherish the connection you feel with your partner when you express its depth.
You tend to enjoy being part of a couple, and you try to frequently invent new ways of expressing your love.
now if you will excuse me...I have my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Gildor to frame for it....
I'm afraid I'm just swamped.
These seemed rather applicable....
The Sex God Test:
ZEUS, God of Thunder.
Like a ten-megaton bomb, you drop from the sky and into the arms of your lovers.
Seduction is not just a simple game for you, it's a way of life.
(not sure if that's so true anymore, after all I did decline to sleep with a woman who was annoying although otherwise attractive recently, a personal first)
With your handsome looks and masculine charms, you wow the ladies until all resistance has worn away.
As ruler of the gods, you like to remain in control of your relationships.
From casual discussions to techniques in the bedroom, you like to call the shots.
You may have many admirers, but you might tend to fall a little short on some virtues -- such as fidelity. (this one is off, I am 100% on fidelity)
Your mind wanders at the slightest provocation. (absolutely true, although how this relates to sex?)
You have been known to have several women on your mind (and in your bed) at once. (One occasionally gets lucky)
But, hey, with such powerful feelings thundering inside, you need to spread your love around, right? (need? no, but I cant say I mind terribly)
What's certain is that once you get busy, your godly nature starts working overtime.
As you perform your magic, that special someone will know exactly why they call you a true sex god.
The Suave Test:
You are quite the Casanova! (why thank you, its always nice to be appreciated)
You know how to play the dating game, and you're damn good at it! (I suppose...)
Most likely, you are a woman magnet and you are never without an admirer.
It appears that you have an incredible amount of charm, and your attentive and sensitive demeanor makes you irresistible. (yep I am a charming bastich)
You have definitely been taught well. ( if you only knew how well )
You know how to treat a woman, and you make sure that she feels special and appreciated by yours truly. (I do what I can)
You have a knack for expressing yourself and showing your interest, without looking too eager. (sure why not)
That is a difficult balancing act, and you deserve a pat on the back for perfecting it. ( right there, in the middle baby)
At the rate you're going, you won't be dating much longer before you score your dream girl! (hmm they say the 3rd ones the charm)
The Casanova Test:
(The male variant of the love test)
These results actually surprised me, while I am flattered and mostly agree with the results of the prior tests, these are spookily on the mark.
Breezy
You are full of fun and romantic energy!
Most likely, you spice up your relationship with sweet and impulsive acts.
You probably enjoy surprising and doting on your partner.
You tend to incorporate a playful type of romanticism into your relationship, through which you and your partner can more intimately enjoy each other.
You are probably a very giving partner, and are most likely eager to express your excitement about your relationship.
Passionate
This level of romanticism reveals an idealistic and caring nature.
Most likely, you thoroughly enjoy expressing your affection through meaningful acts.
You probably articulate your feelings well and you feel comfortable letting someone know that you care about them.
In fact, the actions you take to show your affection might often make you feel more in-tune with our partner and the relationship.
The Deep End
Although you probably don't heedlessly pour on loving words, hopeful promises, and doting acts, you most likely enjoy expressing the depth of your feelings through profound emotional words and actions.
It is probably important to you to be passionately romantic without becoming excessively sentimental.
Most likely, conveying love to your partner falls high on your list of priorities, and you probably cherish the connection you feel with your partner when you express its depth.
You tend to enjoy being part of a couple, and you try to frequently invent new ways of expressing your love.
now if you will excuse me...I have my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Gildor to frame for it....
I'm afraid I'm just swamped.
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Obsession?
Date: 2000-09-20 11:02 pm (UTC)afterall I took them in a blitz of severe boredom a week or two ago (perhaps longer even) however I have been greatly amused revisiting them besides, when I am feeling lazy it does make for rather instant content....
Besides, I thought it would be better to peicemeal out the interesting ones over times when the mood strikes me so, afterall there would be far too much for a single event.
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Re: Obsession?
Date: 2000-09-20 11:19 pm (UTC)I took the sex goddess one lol
PERSEPHONE, Goddess of the Night,
a woman in touch with her deepest inner desires.
As the most sexual of all the female deities, you are very comfortable in the bedroom. Your skill at pleasing a man is unmatched, and you know exactly what you need for your own pleasure. As a woman of passion, you're very comfortable with expressing your desires to anyone. You are a proud and confident woman who exudes sensuality. You cherish the intimacy of physical attraction and know what it takes to win a man. As a woman deeply in touch with your sexuality, you definitely know how to thoroughly enjoy yourself! Your polished bedroom performance always keeps them coming back for more. When everything is going right, a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!
hehe .. to a tee ;}