I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

[plural]

its has been one of those
days

I think
it was
third grade

when the teacher
introduced the
concept
of

personal responsibility


Our society
as a whole
denies the existence of this

I just had
to explain
to a crew of apes
that

If they want the power
they
have to be
personally accountable

what am I talking about?

well
there are these folks
whom I work with
who
are forever
fucking up
their servers

of course
I get to be
the lucky bastard
who
bails their asses out
when
said
Fuck-up Fairy pays a visit

you see
they are
all
(well almost all
and I only add almost
to be slightly kind)

completely
incompetent

even Scientologists could grasp these
basic concepts

(if you are a Scientologist,
and are offended,
I am sorry...

no really ...
I am terribly sorry

I can not imagine the pain
of life as a Scientologist)

anyway

they all "need" administrative access
to their servers

(how else are they going to fuck them up)

but the kicker is
they want a generic account
which they all can use

that way
I cant
go
you
yes you
dumb ass fuck
stop downloading porn
and deleting system files

and the
server
wont
break

see
all I want (for now)
is to
make them use
individual
accounts
so
I can
say

Dammit Jim
you fucked up again



is
that
really
too much
to ask?

Comments

[supersmash.livejournal.com]

WHAAAT? Stop downloading porn?!?!?

You're FIRED!

ROFL... Really!

[zaiah.livejournal.com]

We watched Keeping the Faith yesterday - cute chick flick - and there is a line in there.. where the young catholic priest in love with the (god-she-is-so-yummy!) woman who plays Dharma (? a show I've only seen twice) when she is in love with the other best friend of thr triad - the young rabbi.. So anyway - the young priest is telling an east indian accented bartender his woes.. the bartender, unable to offer advice because one of his grandma's was an irish nun - and the rest is buddhist and seperationist and he now has jewish in-laws - he is too mixed up to give advice.. The blonde priest repeats the tangled mess of heritage back to him and agrees it is confusing.. and the bartender nods wisely - "I am reading Dyanetics!" I must've laffed 5 whole minutes to the bemusement of my family.