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pluralTook the "who is your type" test, and am rather in shock.
Ever have those moments when you realize yourself perception is materially warped.
Even more annoying is that is was from something inane like this. Next I will have fortune cookies with significant meaning in my life; if so will someone please shoot me?
Your type is the Sorority Sister
Give you an L!
Give you an O!
Give you a V!
Give you an E!
The All-American, letter-sweatered Sorority Sister is your ideal girl.
She's perfectly coiffed and dressed, and never has a bad word to say about anyone (at least, not to their face).
She can be prim and proper, but she's also quick to grab a beer and a burger at tailgate parties.
She's got a somewhat unattainable quality, and that makes you want her even more.
She's almost too perfect to touch, but the extra challenge makes the payoff even sweeter. Her fun-loving personality and traditional values make you proud to have her on your arm.
Standing by your side for backyard barbeques in the suburbs, life with this gal will be a "Leave it to Beaver" dream.
Of course the opposing test which stated the type of man I am seems to validate my personal perception, of course I am probably just confused there as well...
You are a Renaissance Man:
Leonardo DaVinci's got nothing on you. (does this seem just a wee bit overboard even for flattery?)
A modern Renaissance Man, you know something about everything. You're extremely passionate about anything you can think of, from baseball stats to Dutch art.
And you delve into all of them enthusiastically. Women are constantly impressed by how much information you soak up and retain, as well as your spontaneity and sense of adventure.
Whether it's because you're extremely well-cultured or due to your romantic nature, they can't help but fall for you.
As long as you're careful to keep your wits about you and stay grounded, any gal who winds up with you will feel like she's living on cloud nine.
Joy joy so, I am a doomed to a life of picture perfection with 2.5 kids and half a dog in a nice house in the suburbs... Of course I did build a white picket fence in front of my house so maybe
am I just wallowing in denial...?
Ever have those moments when you realize yourself perception is materially warped.
Even more annoying is that is was from something inane like this. Next I will have fortune cookies with significant meaning in my life; if so will someone please shoot me?
Your type is the Sorority Sister
Give you an L!
Give you an O!
Give you a V!
Give you an E!
The All-American, letter-sweatered Sorority Sister is your ideal girl.
She's perfectly coiffed and dressed, and never has a bad word to say about anyone (at least, not to their face).
She can be prim and proper, but she's also quick to grab a beer and a burger at tailgate parties.
She's got a somewhat unattainable quality, and that makes you want her even more.
She's almost too perfect to touch, but the extra challenge makes the payoff even sweeter. Her fun-loving personality and traditional values make you proud to have her on your arm.
Standing by your side for backyard barbeques in the suburbs, life with this gal will be a "Leave it to Beaver" dream.
Of course the opposing test which stated the type of man I am seems to validate my personal perception, of course I am probably just confused there as well...
You are a Renaissance Man:
Leonardo DaVinci's got nothing on you. (does this seem just a wee bit overboard even for flattery?)
A modern Renaissance Man, you know something about everything. You're extremely passionate about anything you can think of, from baseball stats to Dutch art.
And you delve into all of them enthusiastically. Women are constantly impressed by how much information you soak up and retain, as well as your spontaneity and sense of adventure.
Whether it's because you're extremely well-cultured or due to your romantic nature, they can't help but fall for you.
As long as you're careful to keep your wits about you and stay grounded, any gal who winds up with you will feel like she's living on cloud nine.
Joy joy so, I am a doomed to a life of picture perfection with 2.5 kids and half a dog in a nice house in the suburbs... Of course I did build a white picket fence in front of my house so maybe
am I just wallowing in denial...?
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"Absolutely gross, that boy is a P-I-G, pig"
Date: 2000-09-18 06:44 pm (UTC)ADMIT IT!!!
Ok so maybe I have this thing for southern belles...
Date: 2000-09-18 11:02 pm (UTC)while I cant lie and say I would kick a playboy model out of bed for eating crackers, the few I have met have been quite fuckable. I did find them lacking for any other purpose (except maybe for making ones friends jealous)
As for the intellectuals, quite frankly they give me serious wood, they just arent generally attracted to a man of my roguish charm...
So I guess I am doomed to suffer the middle road of the sorority girls, woe is me...
Of course, I am a genetic elitest anyway, I plan of having any woman I intend to procreate with genetically tested to ensure that my children will not inherit some defect.
*giggles*
Actually what I am looking for in a woman is really an equal, someone who has her shit together, has her own life and can manage herself well.
I am tired of always being other people rock of gibraltar. Of course my taste in woman tends to veer more towards the beautiful than towards the sane, which is something I am attempting to address.
Re: Ok so maybe I have this thing for southern belles...
Date: 2000-09-19 02:22 am (UTC)I must say I am a wench .. no it the literal sence .. just .. attitude
A Wench?
Date: 2000-09-19 09:30 am (UTC)well maybe with a nice chianti anyway
Re: A Wench?
Date: 2000-09-19 07:56 pm (UTC)mmm could be? no, you are
Date: 2001-01-29 10:34 pm (UTC)as
for beauty or
sanity
you have
more than enough of both
for any man
and
as for your shit together
what ever you are lacking
that dept.
you
will get
together
that much
I see in you
and
mentally
as in your
prioritys
you are already
there
velvet lips
liquid kisses
only go so far
but
they are I suppose
a good start
and I for one
am relishing
what I find
with each
discovery
of you
no subject
Date: 2000-09-18 07:16 pm (UTC)Poor guy.
Babbitt?
Date: 2000-09-18 11:04 pm (UTC)next time I do get laid, I am sure to have nightmares afterwards, I will make sure to send some tasty karma your way that night.
Re: Babbitt?
Date: 2000-09-19 02:15 am (UTC)Jeez, what happened to the cannon of American Literature?!
Babbitt was a novel by Sinclair Lewis about one George F. Babbitt who goes on a journey of personal discovery to find out if there is "more" than being a "regular guy." Ultimately, he is "cured" of such nonsense, and goes back to his "normal" life.
Consider this definition from Webster's:
Main Entry: Bab?bitt
Function: noun
Etymology: George F. Babbitt, character in the novel Babbitt (1922) by Sinclair Lewis
Date: 1923
: a business or professional man who conforms unthinkingly to prevailing middle-class standards
- Bab?bitt?ry /-b&-trE/ noun
- Bab?itty /-tE/ adjective
It is actually quite a good book. You should read it...
Re: Babbitt?
Date: 2000-09-19 09:29 am (UTC)*stamps a big fucking L on his forhead*
*reaches way into a certain orifice for this one*
Actually I was thinking of Bruce Babbitt, you know the interior secretary
*grins wickedly*
Really I was, of course, I could tell you how that relates to my post-coital dreams but then I would have to kill you..
Actually I just misread it, plain and simple, while I must confess not to having read the book, though I will make a point to now that I have been so chastised, I am familar with the tale.
p
Re: Babbitt?
Date: 2000-09-19 11:58 am (UTC)Re: Babbitt?
Date: 2000-09-19 01:46 pm (UTC)My dear friend,
The only thing I know about your last name is its first initial, I would hope that you would excuse me grave callousness in not understanding and respecting the intense trauma I am sure you have suffered.
Re: Babbitt?
Date: 2000-09-19 02:36 pm (UTC)Re: Babbitt?
Date: 2000-09-19 02:54 pm (UTC)but since you mention it, I will swing by sometime during the day and check it out..
p