God I love philanthropy

[plural]

A silent auction
to help needy children

I thought I would check it out
see what I could contribute

and

what do I find
someone has
offered for auction

a weekends use
of a 1961 Corvette Convertible
with the classic red/white/chrome
color scheme

This my friends
is what we call

a moral imperative

to drive that car
mmm
and its for charity
so
I can even feel good
about spending an
obscene amount of money
for the priviledge

actually
I probably wouldnt
pay for it normally
but since it is for
charity
and
it would be
oh so much fun

I can
not
resist

now the only questions
is
do I follow normal silent auction tactics
and wait to bid till to the latter part of the
auction
or
just blast my competition out of the
water now?

hmm
decisions
decisions
decisions

Comments

*reow*

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*raises his bid a grand*
woo wee

*does a happy dance*