yep am addicted to those damn tests too

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The ultimate personality test
you're a Shark!

You've got a robust love of life and a killer instinct. - true
Your mantra: Work hard, play hard. - true
You own a garage-full of sports gear. - not really
You talk on your cell phone in restaurants, and laugh too loud. - nah I usually go outside
Wherever you go, everyone thinks you're important. - never thought about it
You own stock in everything. - nope but close
You wear Prada to the gym and drink designer water. - not even close
Dull parties make you weep. - very much so
You hate rules, and don't plan on getting old. - true

You think you may be a genius. - Think?
You tell a great joke. - perhaps
You're extroverted and love being in the spotlight. - extroverted yes, spotlight not really
People admire your good looks and personality, - perhaps
and they're jealous of your wardrobe. - whatever
You're flexible and friendly, - generally
and on the rare chance that you're feeling down,
you can always cheer yourself up with a new pair of shoes. - depends on the shoes

You should run for president (if only you didn't have that criminal record ...). - aint that the truth
You've got enough charisma and style to move mountains. - been accused of worse
And you're a great self-starter and a lethal flirt. - yep prolly
You're innovative an'd smart, - damn straight
and people respect you. - heh I dont know, do you?