of minor wounds

[plural]

and stigmata

I received
my
first minor
stigmata
today

what
the hell
some Jewish
kids is
doing getting
stigmata
even minor ones

is beyond me

what the hell
am I talking about?

well

in the shower
today
I found

a wound
creasing my skin
along my second rib

it looks
like a stigmata all right
of course
it is
on the wrong side
but
I am a Jew
you cant expect me
to get
everything right
can you
especially
not
when it comes
to other people
religious occurrences

but
I suppose

it is a good sign
all in all

after all

if I want to be

Christ 2000

I need some
martyrish wounds
at least

dying is not really
a direction I am
interested in taking
at the moment

but I suppose
I could handle
some minor wounds
and bruisings
in the
quest to
become

god

that is
all

Comments

[shari.livejournal.com]

your being a god makes sense than most gods out there.
though i think dying is definitely not the way to go...

BTW - if you want to buy a God title, you can probably get one for $10 at The Universal Life Church (http://www.ulc.net). unless you prefer to be a Swami or a Mother Superior.

Jesus christ superstar

[supersmash.livejournal.com]

well...jesus was jewish...right?

exactly

[plural.livejournal.com]

way I figure it

if some other jewish
kid
can become
god

why
cant
I

Re: exactly

[supersmash.livejournal.com]

most mothers would've settled for a nice doctor or lawyer.

the pressures of childhood

[plural.livejournal.com]

yeah
tell me about it

and the guilt trips
when I slacked off

"how are you ever going to be god if you watch all that damn tv"

twas rough

[mnemosyne.livejournal.com]

are you sure it wasn't just a sex injury?

sex? injury? sex injury?

[plural.livejournal.com]

honey
I dont know
what kind of boy
you think I am

but
I am a virgin
and saving myself
for till
I am married

Re: sex? injury? sex injury?

[mnemosyne.livejournal.com]

lol. ok ok. :)

hehe

[plural.livejournal.com]

*wink wink*