jeez

[plural]

you sell a girl
for five minutes
and she gets
all upset

never mind that
I took the 700 bucks profit
from selling her soul
recapitalized
purchased three others
and sold them at great profit
purchased her back (cheaper than I sold her too)
and made 2100 bucks
in the process

damn
I am good

*realizes she is gonna kill him when she reads this*

I am the
god of capitalism