Factoid of the Day

[plural]

65% of men
do not kiss their wives goodbye
when they leave the house
but 75% of those men
will kiss their house goodbye
when their wife leave them

Comments

hmm...

[hellarad.livejournal.com]

well...
i won't have
your house if you
ever leave without
gracing my lips
with your sweetness
but you can be sure
that i
WILL
have your head.

kisses
before
we part
are
simply
mandatory.

mr jacob sadly regrets...

[jmichiko.livejournal.com]

to inform you that i probably will be unable to attend saturday's festivities, as i shall be working at marcus' until the early hour of 2am. i would love to be included on the guest list of any future gatherings that i may be able to attend, and do of course look forward to seeing you quite soon in the future.

Mon Ami

[hellarad.livejournal.com]

You will of course
be included in future guests lists

and do give us a ring when
you are finished there
if you feel up to it as

things may well be still in swing

erm ugg

[plural.livejournal.com]

well
someone forgot to log out of lj
and someone else forgot to check
if he was logged in
and ended up posting comments
in his own journal under
his lovelies name
*grin*

[ravengirl.livejournal.com]

Pffft and haha!
I'm not a wife,
but MY men (one at a time, please)
ALways kiss me "goodbye" in the morning
...and more.

Required by law ya know.